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[13 Oct 2004|03:44am]

OMG that is so gross, see we're drunk and we're like lets make yummy breakfast, so we made fabulous eggs and toast and grits. and we were eating our yummy food. and then. there were mother fucking maggots all in the grits. and boiling them made them get all big so they were big fucking maggots and we ate a ton load of mother fucking maggots so then ann maries all Im going to puke we shoudl all go puke. and Im like theyre protien but then I went to my bathroom and stuck a toothbrush down my throat and puked them up. then katie came in and she couldnt do it so I stuck the tooth bruth down katies throat and made her puke and I pineed up her hair and OMg this is so gross sickest fucknig thing ever. we ate them then puked them up via toothbrushes and then got the box and sifted through them and found all the maggots. there were soo many maggots!!!! IM gonna go puke some more now, so the moral of the sorty is. check for fucking grits for mother fucking maggots!
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[24 Apr 2004|04:19pm]

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2nd post [11 Sep 2003|02:06pm]

[ mood | dirty ]

I went to the gynocologist on Tuesday. That's pretty vagina-ish. Are we suposed to be posting about vaginas? Because if so, you should make the colors pink and red and fucia and what not. vagina vagina vagina, they're out to get us i swear.\
ok. over and out.

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